Only in Wisconsin will you see a motorized cart with a snow blower shield over it. This reminds me of Dumb and Dumber... "I guess they're right, old people, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Now don't you go dying on me!"
This is a prime example of 'Afro Engineering' a shoe which has the same meaning of n*gger rigging. Fuck racial slurs, don't n***** rig anything anymore, just afro engineer it because Duck Tape and McDonalds can fix any problem...right?
-Madison, WI-
Patrick Kane (pictured in yellow) is smoother than glass. Have you ever met a person who can get away with:
1. Punching a cabbie in the face over 20¢.
2. Party shirtless in a limo the night before a game in Vancouver with random Canadian puck sluts.
3. Be the drunkest guy at Mifflin Street Block Party.
Kaner's beauty status goes from a 10 out of 10 to a whopping 12 out of 10, especially after scoring ridiculous shootout goals like he does shootout after shootout.
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Only in Wisconsin will you see bitties drag racing snowmobiles 97 MPH in their bikinis. Only one broad lost her top on the way back and it looked like a boobalanche.
-Wisconsin River, Portage, WI-
Only in Wisconsin will you see a beauty rocking his old McDonalds bag as a cover to his walking boot. Can I get a Big Mac, ten piece chicken McNuggets, supersized fries and a coke, and a walking boot?
-Madison, WI-
This buttcrack was checking out the cottage cheese dates at the Pig.
-Piggly Wiggly, Door County, WI-
The dollar menu starts to get real expensive hen dining in with this family. Thousands and thousands of Big Macs have been contributed to this swamp donkey's fupa and chesticles. Her man has a pimp jacket and their little turd nugget offspring is following in their fashion footsteps This is one of the many family that keeps McDonald's in business, Only in Wisconsin.
McDonalds, Hudson, WI-
How many quarters do you think this clown pumped into this machine?
Only in Wisconsin will you run into a couple of bitties drinking at the bar with their manikin head. His forehead reads "Free Free Free Mustache Rides"
-The Loaded Slate, Milwaukee, WI-
The buttcrack on the official Roller Derby Score-Keeper takes Visa, Mastercard, and Discover.
-Exhibition Hall, Madison, WI-
