A diehard, a bitty, and Chewbacca; just your typical Badger hockey fans outside the Kohl Center.

-Madison, WI-

You can thank this chubby one piece man thong mullet man for being the sole reason why Spring doesn't want to come to Wisconsin yet.

-Country Thunder, Eau Claire, WI-

Johnny Danger, this fuckin guy pisses excellence. JD's mullet is a straight panty dropper.  Beeatch is probably jealous that JD eats panty soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Tom Crabtree posted this on his Facebook page yesterday.  I am gonna miss this beauty on and off the field. 

We were a little thirsty on dollar beer night at the Green Bay Gambler game.  Sorry for partying.

-Resch Center, Green Bay, WI-

There has been a Ron Burgundy sighting at the General Mitchell International Airport in Milwaukee. 

Stay classy Milwaukee?

This is what happens to Ohio State fans when they party in Mad Town... they pass out and throw up in Bucky chairs.  Bring home the B1G Ten Title today.  On Wisconsin! 

-Madison, WI-

Only in Wisconsin will you see a motorized cart with a snow blower shield over it.  This reminds me of Dumb and Dumber... "I guess they're right, old people, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Now don't you go dying on me!"

This is a prime example of 'Afro Engineering' a shoe which has the same meaning of n*gger rigging.  Fuck racial slurs, don't n***** rig anything anymore, just afro engineer it because Duck Tape and McDonalds can fix any problem...right?

-Madison, WI-

Patrick Kane (pictured in yellow) is smoother than glass.  Have you ever met a person who can get away with:

1.  Punching a cabbie in the face over 20¢.

2.  Party shirtless in a limo the night before a game in Vancouver with random Canadian puck sluts.

3.  Be the drunkest guy at Mifflin Street Block Party.

Kaner's beauty status goes from a 10 out of 10 to a whopping 12 out of 10, especially after scoring ridiculous shootout goals like he does shootout after shootout.