This is a prime example of 'Afro Engineering' a shoe which has the same meaning of n*gger rigging. Fuck racial slurs, don't n***** rig anything anymore, just afro engineer it because Duck Tape and McDonalds can fix any problem...right?
Patrick Kane (pictured in yellow) is smoother than glass. Have you ever met a person who can get away with:
1. Punching a cabbie in the face over 20¢.
2. Party shirtless in a limo the night before a game in Vancouver with random Canadian puck sluts.
3. Be the drunkest guy at Mifflin Street Block Party.
Kaner's beauty status goes from a 10 out of 10 to a whopping 12 out of 10, especially after scoring ridiculous shootout goals like he does shootout after shootout....