Only in Wisconsin will someone steal an Italian Racing Sausage and proceed to get pink eye from some random bitty and an old timer.  

This is hands down the best femullet I've ever seen.  She's got a solid combo of the puffy 80's fro that just mysteriously turns into some straight flow down the back. 

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time"

-Sturgeon Bay, WI-

No breast milk for this little Packer fan, only Miller Lite.

This isn't your typical Easter bunny but it looks like she's digging into some Easter candy?

-Summerfest, Milwaukee, WI-

Only in Wisconsin will you fix your broken window with an empty 30 rack of beer.

Doo-rag, Steve Urkel glasses, cape, table top dress, socks & sandals, and a big gulp all while getting rich digging for gold. 

-Milwaukee, WI-

Innovation is defined as the creation of better or more effective products.  These are no Bose headphones but they'll do for a little tiger snooze.

-Madison, WI-

This car doesn't have a garage, it has a giant kitty litter. Only in Wisconsin?

-VA Hospital, Madison, WI-

Do you think the Frabill addition counts towards the total square footage of this house? 

-Only in Wisconsin-

Only in Wisconsin will you see shovels in the same section as swim suits. 

-Target, Milwaukee, WI-